Rick- What's the difference between men and women?
Shane- Is this a joke?
Rick- No, Serious
Shane- Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way, On. Come home, house all lit up, and my job apparently, you see, because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I then have to walk through the house and turn off every light this chick left on.
Rick- Is that right?
Shane- Yeah, baby. Oh Reverend Shane is preachin to ya now boy. Then this same chick mind you, she'll bitch* about uh, global warming. This is where Reverend Shane wants to quote from the guy gospel and say 'Uh, darlin', maybe if you, and every other pair of boobs on the planet would just figure out, that the light switch, see it goes both ways, then maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming.
Rick- You say that?
Shane- The polite version. Still, that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe, and that's when the exorcist voice pops out 'You sound like my Dam* father'. Always yelling about the power bill and telling me to turn off the dam* lights.
Rick- What do you say to that?
Shane- I know what I want to say. I want to say ' Bitc*, you mean to tell me, you've been hearing this your whole life and you are still too dam* stupid to figure out how to turn off a switch?
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